Now that Mbulaheni Mulaudzi won the gold in the 800m for men, I think it is only fair to his competitors that he be subjected to a gender test. Just imagine, (s)he could have broken the women world record!

A South African comedian once had a show where he was in hospital for a sex change op. He exclaimed: "I'm a lesbian in a man's body!"

Well, let's wait for Semenya's test and I'm sure all the dust will settle.